You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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