woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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