Don't you send me to vm
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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