Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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