I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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