Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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