You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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