It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize