I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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