Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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