not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she pinky promised me she was 18
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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