You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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