forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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