he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
