im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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