how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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