He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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