So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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