Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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