what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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