Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My dick has a subreddit
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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