Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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