How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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