I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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