Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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