My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
And then my night got REAL pukey
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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