I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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