Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
