the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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