We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Dear god my vagina.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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