"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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