I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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