No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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