Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The air taste purple.
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