Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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