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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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