Say something about gay babies.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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