I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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