i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
