Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I have feelings that need drinking.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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