Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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