In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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