you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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