That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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