She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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