she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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