I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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