What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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