You really coming over, don't trick.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
