Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
what day is it and did you see me today?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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