if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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