I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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