i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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