so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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